insurance ticks me off

insurance ticks me off. like why do some services require you to have insurance in order to afford them? like dentists. don’t go in there without insurance.

"yes, rodknees, for the x-ray, cleaning and the complimentary two inch roll of dental floss, your total comes to ….ten million dollars. have no fear, your insurance covers 90%. Would you like the other million on your credit card?"

and what’s with only covering 90%? like if you gotta pay 90% would it kill ya to cover the whole thing? does anyone else do that? do you go for lunch and pick up the tab and say, "hey, I’ll get 90% of this?."

do you turn off one light in your house and phone the electric utility and say, "hey I’m only paying 90% of my bill this month?"

do you say to a cabbie, "hey, how does 90% of that sound to ya?"

just *pay* it, dang it. The *whole* thing.

why couldn’t everyone have insurance? like why can’t I get blog insurance? "i’m sorry, my blog sucked tonight. here’s a free trip to honolulu on me to compensate you. please, don’t thank me. thank all state. they’ve got you covered."