molten sulphur

i’m driving down the freeway and right beside me is a huge tanker truck. on the side in huge letters; molten sulphur.

molten sulphur!? holy cow!

first of all, who is the bright guy who said, "hey, there’s some molten sulphur. let’s put it in a huge tank and roll it down a crowded highway at 70 miles an hour and see what happens. should be fun, right?"

secondly, if you offer to drive this rig around all day, what’s your problem? i mean if your other option was rollin’ along with 10,000 gallons of chocolate milk, are you going to be the one who says, "milk? heck, no, that’s sissy work! give me the molten sulphur!! if i smack up, I want to go out in a blaze of glory, not surrounded by a thousand commuters with straws."