short and sweet

i have a short attention span. some people might think that's bad but i like it. if it were up to me, *nothing* in this world would be long. books would be three pages. the bible would be an epic at five pages. instruction manuals would be no more than two paragraphs. legal documents could not exceed more than one easily understood paragraph. newspapers would be three pages but one of those would be comics and one would be classifieds. jobs would be 10 til noon, with a half hour coffee break, then a two hour lunch which includes a siesta, followed by 20 minutes hard labor in the afternoon. then home for a nap. church services would never exceed 21 minutes. weddings, 30 minutes. funerals, 29 minutes, but two hours to party afterward. commutes would be no more than 8 minutes. school, one hour 13 minutes including half an hour for recess. and this blog would be considered an epic.