weird enemies

she's probably not trying to make it look like she's my enemy, but it's really weird being forced to do stuff legally by the woman who once promised to love and cherish you and honor you for the rest of your life.

i don't recall the part that said, "but if i don't like it, i'll sue your butt." hmm... she musta left that part out of the vows.

if i only knew then what i know now.